1.I'm a flight risk
2. Oh no! guys I left my permission slip at home!!
3. Hi! You dont know my name, but I take up a lot of counter space...
4. I'm a Frankenteen
5. I'm a tease
6. I'm from FL but I think I'm from France (thanks S.F.)
7. I'm always in sweatpants, and I dont give a Fuck
8. I'd love to be your scissor sister.
9. Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
10. I'm prob going to touch you.
11. Who said you cant have sex with residents?
12. I look like a Christmas Tree!!
13. You can smell me before you see me.
14. I got a whole 0.1 higher than I needed to stay in housing!
15. I'm really good at gettin it
16. I'm a little off my rocker, but most likely to make you die laughing
17. I'd give anything to be on a boat again. (aka tomorrow we're going to be on a boat)
18. I'd like to try bondage (right now I just like it rough)
19. I'm no good without my roommate
20. That doesnt belong on my TumTum
21. Ginga, plz
22. I have an impenetrable hymen
23. Take that watch off, there's a clock on the stove
24. I'm a little confused, everyone thought I was a lesbian, but now it's facebook ofish.
25. I like to be one of the boys
26. Most exotic place you want to have sex: um...a museum?
27. I still think its the 90's and ok to dye my tips...
28. I got butt-hurt after someone pushed me over in a trash can
29. Koolaid hair was so last semester, ketchup and mustard is sooooo much cooler.
30. I have a fake accent and have a vagina
31. I have a big secret.
32. I swept in and stole everything
33. I have a fake accent and have a dick
34. There is a picture of the pope in my room...
35. I'm supposed to have boobs
36. There are live creatures IN my hair
37. I'm a bio major, so obvies I have more work than you.
38. They call me the tooth-fairy
39. I have a girlfriend at a different school so I dont have to touch her
40. I dont know yet
41. I can do more with a stick than any of y'all.
42. Weed's not really a drug, dude.
43. Im here because its my passion
Nick
Immature- grow up.
ReplyDelete1.I'm fat and ugly.
ReplyDelete2.I have major insecurity issues so I take them out on people by writing things about them on the internet.
3.Everyone thinks I'm an asshole but won't say it to my face.
4.I don't have any balls to say what I think about people their faces, so I talk about them behind their back.
5. I like to write mean and judgemental things about people online to feel better about myself.
GUESS WHO? (hint: they're all the same person.) :)
Thanks for the comment!! I should just make one correction, I would say/have said anything/everything on this list to the person to their face, and didnt publish my comments anonymously. Also, I fully accept I'm an asshole and have always encouraged people to say that to my face, I'd say it to their face and I'd expect they'd say it to mine.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment though, I love the haters.
it's cute how you're trying to seem like the mature one here. Oh, and you're a hater too. :)
ReplyDeleteAs the only person in the conversation who has identified themselves, I think that I should reserve the right to determine who the most mature person in the conversation is.
ReplyDeleteyou didn't identify anyone you were talking about up there, so I think I have just as much right to decide who the mature person is as you do.
ReplyDeleteWell Anonymous Blogger, it sounds like you have some personal problems with me. I feel this is inappropriate outlet for you to take up these issues. If you'd like to directly address me, have an open and frank conversation about how you feel, revel who you are, and potentially accomplish something, rather than passive-agressivly anonymously blogging, I'd be happy to entertain the dialogue. Otherwise, I see no other reason for us to continue this conversation.
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