Fuck, Marry, Kill

Taking a poll. We've been talking about it for a while, but its a decision that is not easily made:

BRITNEY, LADY GAGA, BEYONCE

As much as I love my fearless leader, Ga, I think she might be a little too off her rocker to lay down to every night. I mean I wouldnt wanna end up like Alexander Skarsgard and get all poisoned and such. But lets face it, she is a legend, could never be killed (I'm almost sure she can't be killed), and would have to be my answer for the Fuck.

Next, Im going to have to go with Britney. If anyone, although nuts, would shave their head for me (when we are married, of course she will) then Im DTF marriage. Shes nuts but you could never say she wasnt loyal.

That means, sadly, Beyonce will have to get the ax. Lover her, love halo, and diva and all, but shes just going to have to go.

Comment with your choices and lemme know why.