Beverly Bighead:
Contact Name: Beverly Bighead Bff
Real Name: Meghan Ann McNulty
Defining Physical Feature: Side part
Superlative: Loudest
Cock:
Contact Name: The Real Katie Cock (STS)
Real Name: Katie Louise Cox
Defining Physical Feature: Bubble butt
Superlative: Fastest Swimmer (STS)
Meliss:
Contact Name: MelissLikesToGetIt
Real Name: Melissa Marie Coughlin
Defining Physical Feature: 6-pack abs
Superlative: Most likely to stand out in a crowd
Hali:
Contact Name: Future Wife
Real Name: Alexandra Hali Roy
Defining Physical Feature: Green
Superlative: Fastest person who is most likely to bring up the rear
Sunny:
Contact Name: SunSun
Real Name: Elizabeth Masison
Defining Physical Feature: Nose piercing
Superlative: Most likely to ask to listen to your stomach
DaBlack:
Contact Name: Freak Bang
Real Name: Rebecca Black
Defining Physical Feature: Hipster
Superlative: Hipster most likely to deny being a hipster :')
Frank:
Contact Name: The Real Franker
Real Name: Stephanie Anne Frank
Defining Physical Feature: Sweatpants
Superlative: Most likely to say it like it is AND be right about it
Josh:
Contact Name: The Roommate
Real Name: Joshua Kennedy Miranda
Defining Physical Feature: Tacky shoes
Superlative: Most likely to be on my nerves
Lemme know if I left you off and you think you are important enough to really be included.
Amendments:
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Ilona:
Contact Name: Ilona NOT IONA
Real Name: Ilona Rieck
Defining Physical Feature: Shirts showing cleavage
Superlative: Most closely related to Rebecca Black (who you will meet this summer)
Most hospitable host in NYC
Hipster Second Most Likely to deny being a Hipster
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ReplyDelete1) I like that your "physical features" aren't really physical descriptions so much as what they're likely to be wearing.
ReplyDelete2) I'll have you know that today I am wearing a legit T-SHIRT! No cleavage.
3) I'm offended at being forgotten/last. =[
1.) Physical features get to be what I want them to be, because im the blogger. (and voted to be Regina George so I kind of get to make up the rules anyways, nbd)
ReplyDelete2.) I like the cleavage. You must work what your mother gave you.
3.) I was only writing on people in the room, I had no idea someone as important as you would be reading.
really nick. where the fuck am i.
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