Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Today, I got it.

Today was a real nice day, till the rain. I got my new zip-up with the double zipper that I dont know how to use, but I'm loving it. I'm sure over the course of the blog I will mention many people, so I think it most important we provide a little intro section (in no particular order):

Beverly Bighead:
Contact Name: Beverly Bighead Bff
Real Name: Meghan Ann McNulty
Defining Physical Feature: Side part
Superlative: Loudest

Cock:
Contact Name: The Real Katie Cock (STS)
Real Name: Katie Louise Cox
Defining Physical Feature: Bubble butt
Superlative: Fastest Swimmer (STS)

Meliss:
Contact Name: MelissLikesToGetIt
Real Name: Melissa Marie Coughlin
Defining Physical Feature: 6-pack abs
Superlative: Most likely to stand out in a crowd

Hali:
Contact Name: Future Wife
Real Name: Alexandra Hali Roy
Defining Physical Feature: Green
Superlative: Fastest person who is most likely to bring up the rear

Sunny:
Contact Name: SunSun
Real Name: Elizabeth Masison
Defining Physical Feature: Nose piercing
Superlative: Most likely to ask to listen to your stomach

DaBlack:
Contact Name: Freak Bang
Real Name: Rebecca Black
Defining Physical Feature: Hipster
Superlative: Hipster most likely to deny being a hipster :')

Frank:
Contact Name: The Real Franker
Real Name: Stephanie Anne Frank
Defining Physical Feature: Sweatpants
Superlative: Most likely to say it like it is AND be right about it

Josh:
Contact Name: The Roommate
Real Name: Joshua Kennedy Miranda
Defining Physical Feature: Tacky shoes
Superlative: Most likely to be on my nerves

Lemme know if I left you off and you think you are important enough to really be included.


Amendments:

(for commenting):
Ilona:
Contact Name: Ilona NOT IONA
Real Name: Ilona Rieck
Defining Physical Feature: Shirts showing cleavage
Superlative: Most closely related to Rebecca Black (who you will meet this summer)
Most hospitable host in NYC
Hipster Second Most Likely to deny being a Hipster


4 comments:

  1. lovethissohaaaaaad

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  2. 1) I like that your "physical features" aren't really physical descriptions so much as what they're likely to be wearing.
    2) I'll have you know that today I am wearing a legit T-SHIRT! No cleavage.
    3) I'm offended at being forgotten/last. =[

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  3. 1.) Physical features get to be what I want them to be, because im the blogger. (and voted to be Regina George so I kind of get to make up the rules anyways, nbd)
    2.) I like the cleavage. You must work what your mother gave you.
    3.) I was only writing on people in the room, I had no idea someone as important as you would be reading.

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